Urinal #3, Men's Room, Behind Section 108

Blessed readers,

As Deacon Drake suggested, I will be attending tonight's contest. Those of you who know me know I love a major league pitching debut over almost any leisure activity, including a rock-solid critique of the latest fresh fruit offerings from 'Barely Legal 97', which is due out next week (DVD & Blu-Ray).

In memory of Jimmy 'The Greek' Snyder, my prognostication of tonight's barnburner:

New York 3
Washington 4 (10)

JD Martin pitches effectively in his debut, while both teams struggle offensively in the humid conditions. Late scoring from both teams ultimately nets a Nats' 10th inning win; however, neither starting pitcher factors in the decision.